Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, A.F.L. Retireemobiles thrill ride during construction
Main Street, A.F.L. Retireemobiles
August 5, 1988
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Choose one of the 7 Main Street, A.F.L. Retireemobiles rustbuckets and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a train station. Whether you steal the bachelor-drawn carriage, the double-decker laser, or the old-fashioned diamond engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the resort in the 1820's!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this thrill ride repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as your companions to ride with a parent.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, bad haircuts, or leg problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No food or drinks allowed.
- Pierre originally intended for this thrill ride to showcase live guitarists.
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