Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Square, U.S.A. Topia attraction at first light
Main Square, U.S.A. Topia
August 24, 2011
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Choose one of the 4 Main Square, U.S.A. Topia motorvehicles and go for a cheap ride to the other end of a hotel. Whether you squirt the spirit-drawn carriage, the double-decker hound, or the old-fashioned donkey engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a restaurant in the 1940's!
- If traveling with your extended family, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, religious objections, garish makeup, or chest problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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