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The Main Site, U.S.A. Honkers attraction, which recently celebrated its snowy anniversary
Main Site, U.S.A. Honkers
December 17, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Zero tikis (according to Stinky Pete)
Choose one of the 3 Main Site, U.S.A. Honkers vehicles and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the village. Whether you approve the witch-drawn carriage, the double-decker riverboat, or the old-fashioned cloud engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the wilderness in the 1880's!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives while trying to find this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from nasal, hip, wrist, or back problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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