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The Main Passageway, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction, violently shifting in the shrouded candlelight
Main Passageway, U.S.A. Slowpokes
February 26, 1980
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Choose one of the 6 Main Passageway, U.S.A. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a railway station. Whether you point the oil-drawn carriage, the double-decker weapon, or the old-fashioned satellite engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Playland in the 1770's!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
- Instead of weeping this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve pineapples.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from May 18 until something like September 26.
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