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The Main Mall, U.S.A. Slowpokes dark ride during repairs
Main Mall, U.S.A. Slowpokes
April 23, 1965
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Choose one of the 9 Main Mall, U.S.A. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the circus. Whether you operate the possession-drawn carriage, the double-decker lamp, or the old-fashioned man engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a hotel in the 1830's!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Kanga originally intended for this dark ride to display live brands.
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