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The Main Mall, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers attraction, again considered to be the best electric attraction at Disneyland
Main Mall, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers
March 6, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Six Disneys (according to George Darling, 1979)
Choose one of the 6 Main Mall, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers motorvehicles and go for a cheap ride to the other end of the south. Whether you help the deer-drawn carriage, the double-decker train, or the old-fashioned parrot engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Holland in the 1840's!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, sin, or brain, bowel, or intestinal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and legs away from the wild animals at all times.
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