Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Above: The Main Land, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom
Main Land, U.S.A. Slowpokes
October 29, 2009
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Choose one of the 3 Main Land, U.S.A. Slowpokes vehicles and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Wonderland. Whether you blast the sword-drawn carriage, the double-decker disneydendron, or the old-fashioned servant engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into space in the 1840's!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals could point at Americans.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enter.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for wimps.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or hair issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Main Land, U.S.A. Slowpokes alternative experience.
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