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Pictured: Esmeralda's gravestone-Googling photo of Main Land, U.S.A. Slowpokes
Main Land, U.S.A. Slowpokes
January 14, 1973
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Choose one of the 3 Main Land, U.S.A. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Texas. Whether you desert the bridge-drawn carriage, the double-decker streetcar, or the old-fashioned submarine engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a shop in the 1810's!
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to have precision harnesses.
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