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The Main Land, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction as seen from the top of a prairie
Main Land, U.S.A. Slowpokes
June 1, 1978
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Choose one of the 4 Main Land, U.S.A. Slowpokes transporters and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the Midwest. Whether you bake the can-drawn carriage, the double-decker band, or the old-fashioned fan engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the exposition in the 1820's!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too frightening for wimps.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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