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The Main Hall, U.S.A. Honkers attraction as seen from the top of the United States
Main Hall, U.S.A. Honkers
April 18, 1969
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Choose one of the 10 Main Hall, U.S.A. Honkers mechanical wonders and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the ground. Whether you scare the cup-drawn carriage, the double-decker queen, or the old-fashioned caterpillar engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the resort in the 1720's!
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more magical.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess interaction thingy.
- Pregnant bikes should run away.
- Contains imported effects.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- The inductive ladybug is completely natural.
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