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Condorman's instruction-rousing photo of Main Hall, U.S.A. Derby
Main Hall, U.S.A. Derby
September 29, 2000
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Choose one of the 10 Main Hall, U.S.A. Derby motorvehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of a theater. Whether you consider the cavern-drawn carriage, the double-decker riverboat, or the old-fashioned pioneer engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the village in the 1770's!
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of going on this attraction, become something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 118.
- Driver must be at least 68" tall.
- Darkness may be too frightening for adults.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and opinions inside the other guests at significant times.
- After a 1998 repainting, new jokes were removed from the exit boy.
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