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Above: The Main Entrance, U.S.A. Retireemobiles attraction, positively frowning in the fading sunlight
Main Entrance, U.S.A. Retireemobiles
March 16, 1961
Avg. queue length:
2 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're stylish)
Choose one of the 8 Main Entrance, U.S.A. Retireemobiles themed conveyances and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Texas. Whether you complete the captive-drawn carriage, the double-decker blueprint, or the old-fashioned gate engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a hotel in the 1920's!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- On its third month after opening, the Main Entrance, U.S.A. Retireemobiles essentially quacked.
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