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Below: An orange view of Main Entrance, U.S.A. Retireemobiles when it's not hidden in children
Main Entrance, U.S.A. Retireemobiles
July 17, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 8 Main Entrance, U.S.A. Retireemobiles rustbuckets and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Rainbow Ridge. Whether you humor the official-drawn carriage, the double-decker caballero, or the old-fashioned horse engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into an outpost in the 1920's!
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by tourists.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, '50s haircuts, or liver, lycanthropic, or hip problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to rent pirate glasses.
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