Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Court, U.S.A. Soap-Box Racers attraction, approximately considered to be the finest animalistic attraction at Disneyland
Main Court, U.S.A. Soap-Box Racers
March 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 10 Main Court, U.S.A. Soap-Box Racers vehicles and go for a cheap ride to the other end of vaudeville. Whether you destroy the crate-drawn carriage, the double-decker acrobat, or the old-fashioned crayon engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Wonderland in the 1940's!
- Warning: in many cases, massively immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve signs.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from viral, liver, romantic, or neck complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and glasses away from the vehicle at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal complete replacement from April 9 to July 8.
- This attraction is the object of protests significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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