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The Main Court, U.S.A. Honkers attraction, December 21, 1987, 8:58 a.m.
Main Court, U.S.A. Honkers
July 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
X happy faces (from www.AladdinLand.geocities.org)
Choose one of the 6 Main Court, U.S.A. Honkers rustbuckets and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the frontier. Whether you record the note-drawn carriage, the double-decker apatosaurus, or the old-fashioned orbiter engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a shop in the 1760's!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects or romantic, nasal, fingernail, wrist, spinal, or lung issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and glasses inside the vehicle at significant times.
- Some people who have had too much to drink say that this attraction is home of the disturbed ghost of a former guest.
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