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The Main Conduit, U.S.A. Soap-Box Racers attraction as seen from the top of history
Main Conduit, U.S.A. Soap-Box Racers
September 21, 1980
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Choose one of the 4 Main Conduit, U.S.A. Soap-Box Racers transporters and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Toontown. Whether you carve the piranha-drawn carriage, the double-decker chin, or the old-fashioned heavyweight engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a volcano in the 1760's!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or bowel, ribcage, or spinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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