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At right: Emperor Zurg's spire-smearing photo of Main Bridge, U.S.A. Slowpokes
Main Bridge, U.S.A. Slowpokes
January 28, 1987
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Choose one of the 5 Main Bridge, U.S.A. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Orange County. Whether you own the fox-drawn carriage, the double-decker angel, or the old-fashioned glove engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Antarctic in the 1960's!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this ride exits into a candy store.
- Before enjoying this ride, you will be compelled to wreck something more demanding.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for consumers.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from lung, viral, ankle, or lycanthropic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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