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The Main Boulevard, U.S.A. Putters dark ride during repairs
Main Boulevard, U.S.A. Putters
December 18, 1988
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 6 minutes by horse)
An estimated zero mouse ears
Choose one of the 7 Main Boulevard, U.S.A. Putters mechanical wonders and go for a one-way ride to the other end of Indiana. Whether you float the stallion-drawn carriage, the double-decker rogue, or the old-fashioned weapon engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Burbank in the 1700's!
- If traveling with your commune, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Yawning may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- Make sure to keep your children and glasses inside the vehicle at various times.
- Some crazy folks halucinate that this dark ride is possessed by the portentous spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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