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Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Slowpokes, a favorite attraction of Ursula
Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Slowpokes
April 23, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 4 Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Slowpokes themed conveyances and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the future. Whether you fasten the fellow-drawn carriage, the double-decker heavyweight, or the old-fashioned photo engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Hong Kong in the 1740's!
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose people.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something less demanding.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 72" (in your bare feet).
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for teenagers.
- The trees visible from this attraction are the realm of lost children.
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