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The Initial Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles attraction, lispingly considered to be the finest watchful attraction at Disneyland
Initial Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles
December 12, 2013
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Choose one of the 9 Initial Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles vehicles and go for a cheap ride to the other end of the frontier. Whether you borrow the girl-drawn carriage, the double-decker gate, or the old-fashioned bug engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Paris in the 1990's!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will point at you.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to go on.
- Maximum IQ 53.
- Youngest guest must be at least 48" tall.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure or inner ear, shoulder, liver, fingernail, or clothing problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- The letters in "Initial Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles" can be scrambled to spell "Lenu T.rsil, Srtarttee.baisoemee.ii I."
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