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The Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction, greatly considered to be the worst ingenious attraction at Disneyland
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes
January 23, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down
Choose one of the 3 Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a cheap ride to the other end of China. Whether you spill the bulb-drawn carriage, the double-decker fellow, or the old-fashioned apprentice engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a store in the 1810's!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to battle something shorter.
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are filled with homeless former cast members.
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