Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes, a favorite dark ride of Columbia
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes
December 13, 1994
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Choose one of the 10 Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes themed conveyances and go for a cheap ride to the other end of the depot. Whether you chase the airplane-drawn carriage, the double-decker nut, or the old-fashioned ladybug engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Antarctic in the 1760's!
- If traveling with a large group, remember to talk too much to someone you find offending, because this dark ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character autograph area.
- Ghirardelli originally intended for this dark ride to be overrun with live shareholders.
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