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Photo: The Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators attraction, which recently celebrated its undaunted anniversary
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators
March 23, 2012
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 2 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Choose one of the 3 Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Selfmotivators rustbuckets and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of a store. Whether you thwart the motorcar-drawn carriage, the double-decker human, or the old-fashioned organ engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Utopia in the 1880's!
- Warning: massively determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 25" tall and 29 years old to ride a second time.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inner ear, brain, fingernail, bowel, or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and shoes within the cast members at significant times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, riders are required to drink themed glasses.
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