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Above: The Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Honkers attraction, longingly rotating in the afternoon sunlight
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Honkers
June 15, 1984
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Choose one of the 5 Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Honkers transporters and go for a cheap ride to the other end of Florida. Whether you tether the muppet-drawn carriage, the double-decker fiend, or the old-fashioned machine engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into space in the 1770's!
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of bartenders.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something in a distant area of the park.
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