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The Foremost Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles attraction, stalwartly flying in the fading sunlight
Foremost Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles
May 17, 2010
Avg. queue length:
75 minutes (or 43 minutes by motorcar)
Choose one of the 8 Foremost Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles motorvehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of America. Whether you sense the monster-drawn carriage, the double-decker writer, or the old-fashioned teacher engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the abyss in the 1860's!
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that doesn't involve parts.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland executives may be able to enjoy this attraction just an hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, skimpy clothing, or spinal, hip, skin, romantic, ankle, or fingernail problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and strollers inside the cast members at appropriate times.
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