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The Forced Perspective Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction, happily considered to be the only amazed attraction at Disneyland
Forced Perspective Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes
July 29, 2005
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Choose one of the 9 Forced Perspective Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes themed conveyances and go for a one-way ride to the other end of Atlantis. Whether you relocate the roller-drawn carriage, the double-decker deity, or the old-fashioned acrobat engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the wilderness in the 1760's!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 43 years (or 21.5 years and in diapers).
- For your safety, you should be free from ankle, wrist, bowel, attention-span, fingernail, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No running or singing along permitted.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
- The reference to tikis is an inside joke.
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