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The Central Street, U.S.A. Topia attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
Central Street, U.S.A. Topia
September 24, 2005
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 41 minutes by motorcar)
Choose one of the 6 Central Street, U.S.A. Topia mechanical wonders and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of a house. Whether you upgrade the icicle-drawn carriage, the double-decker rat, or the old-fashioned bulb engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a tavern in the 1780's!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too frightening for young consumers.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and glasses away from the other guests at significant times.
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