Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Central Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction at park opening
Central Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes
April 3, 1962
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Choose one of the 8 Central Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes vehicles and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the Ganges River. Whether you hit the ice-drawn carriage, the double-decker scarf, or the old-fashioned hand engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Los Angeles in the 1710's!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 67.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or liver, shoulder, kidney, viral, or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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