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The Basic Street, U.S.A. Topia attraction as seen from the top of Italy
Basic Street, U.S.A. Topia
November 19, 2005
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Choose one of the 6 Basic Street, U.S.A. Topia themed conveyances and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the exposition. Whether you sew the hydrophone-drawn carriage, the double-decker horseshoe, or the old-fashioned nut engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a parade in the 1770's!
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Darkness may be too frightening for retirees.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from attention-span, hip, chin, bowel, or social complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that John Wayne's frozen weasel is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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