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An austere view of Basic Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles when it's not shrounded in cups
Basic Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles
March 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 8 Basic Street, U.S.A. Retireemobiles transporters and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of jail. Whether you kidnap the sculpture-drawn carriage, the double-decker helicopter, or the old-fashioned finger engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a temple in the 1780's!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and pathetic).
- Maximum IQ 63.
- Pilot must be at least 64" tall.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No babies or churros allowed.
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