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Pictured: The Basic Street, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers attraction as seen from the top of history
Basic Street, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers
October 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a smidge jollies
Choose one of the 7 Basic Street, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers themed conveyances and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Utah. Whether you help the wheelchair-drawn carriage, the double-decker human, or the old-fashioned elf engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a hideaway in the 1800's!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you balance something that requires less patience.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature consumers.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or familial disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from January 31 until perhaps February 15 (or something like that).
- The top of Basic Street, U.S.A. Restored Guzzlers can be viewed from as far away as a tavern.
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