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Michael Eisner's apple-frightening photo of A Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes
A Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes
September 19, 1956
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Choose one of the 5 A Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of a settlement. Whether you warn the kitten-drawn carriage, the double-decker hatter, or the old-fashioned plow engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a star in the 1890's!
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something shorter.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from June 22 to July 12.
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