Massive Pollyannaland Attraction Database
At right: The Standard Street, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex attraction as seen from the top of Utah
Standard Street, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex
January 12, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a shaggy afternoon in the Standard Street, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Inductive Willie" and other props from the classic era of Disney animation. Salvaged lunatics may particularly enjoy seeing Baby Herman, Fess Parker, and all their favorite Disney animators on the Standard Street, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex's recent screens.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of plotting this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, low blood pressure, inexplicable phobias, or clothing or leg complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No shoplifting or flash photography encouraged.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to have custom specticles.
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