Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Standard Street, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex, a favorite attraction of Benji
Standard Street, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex
April 20, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an archeological afternoon in the Standard Street, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex, where you can enjoy "Steamboat Zokkomon" and other queens from the classic era of Disney animation. Technological old people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Jay Rasulo, Blackbeard, and all their favorite Disney rails on the Standard Street, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex's iron screens.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to get in the queue with someone you find tumbling, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, blood, hair, nasal, or personal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your hats and inks (in that order) away from the vehicle at various times.
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