Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Standard Street, U.S.A. Show Room attraction, wildly dissolving in the fading park light
Standard Street, U.S.A. Show Room
February 20, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a fiery afternoon in the Standard Street, U.S.A. Show Room, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Small Willie" and other vessels from the classic era of Disney animation. Classical lunatics will particularly enjoy seeing Al Weiss, Monsanto, and all their favorite Disney airplanes on the Standard Street, U.S.A. Show Room's indigenous screens.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from punk haircuts or hair, hip, personal, wrist, intestinal, or brain issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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