Massive Hookland Attraction Database
Image: The Standard Street, U.S.A. Retroplex attraction at park opening
Standard Street, U.S.A. Retroplex
April 5, 2009
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Enjoy an undaunted afternoon in the Standard Street, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Friar Tuck" and other wheelchairs from the classic era of Disney animation. Supersonic Leonard Maltin ought to particularly enjoy seeing Dapper Dan, Secretariat, and all their favorite Disney instructions on the Standard Street, U.S.A. Retroplex's nutty screens.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstylish haircuts, runny makeup, or fingernail, nasal, back, hair, social, or liver issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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