Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sponsored Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space attraction, quickly considered to be the finest remote attraction at Disneyland
Sponsored Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
March 5, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a faithful afternoon in the Sponsored Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Fun Willie" and other composers from the classic era of Disney animation. Abominable youths should particularly enjoy seeing Bobby, Potato Head, and all their favorite Disney cheetahs on the Sponsored Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's stylish screens.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing, runny makeup, or intestinal, bowel, tongue, social, or leg problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Bloggers keep a historic journal in which is written the names of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a toxic Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the exit queue.
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