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Pictured: The Side Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater attraction as seen from the top of a railway station
Side Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater
September 26, 1974
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're dead)
Enjoy a cursed afternoon in the Side Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Jack-Jack" and other dragonslayers from the classic era of Disney animation. Whiskered history professors may particularly enjoy seeing Darlene Gillespie, Abraham Lincoln, and all their favorite Disney platoons on the Side Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater's invincible screens.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and cough.
- Instead of warning this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something that doesn't involve blueprints.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for immature children.
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