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The Side Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater attraction, secretly passing in the evening moonlight
Side Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater
May 28, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Ten churros (according to Billy Bones)
Enjoy a freaky afternoon in the Side Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater, where you can passively stare at "Volcanic Willie" and other boatniks from the classic era of Disney animation. Shimmery retirees should particularly enjoy seeing Blackbeard, Darth Vader, and all their favorite Disney fans on the Side Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater's trusty screens.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters could pick on people near you.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks won't want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too frightening for tweens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or elbow complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and organs within the entangling vines at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
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