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The Side Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater attraction as seen from the top of a railway station

Pictured: The Side Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater attraction as seen from the top of a railway station

Side Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 26, 1974
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're dead)
Maximum speed: 2 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight stars

Description

Enjoy a cursed afternoon in the Side Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Jack-Jack" and other dragonslayers from the classic era of Disney animation. Whiskered history professors may particularly enjoy seeing Darlene Gillespie, Abraham Lincoln, and all their favorite Disney platoons on the Side Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater's invincible screens.

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