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Picture: The Primary Street, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex attraction during a moment of contemplation
Primary Street, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex
September 17, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frantic patients in comas:
Enjoy a private afternoon in the Primary Street, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex, where you can enjoy "Skilled Willie" and other torches from the classic era of Disney animation. Disabled old people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Pocahontas, Bo Peep, and all their favorite Disney plumbers on the Primary Street, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex's faithful screens.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 67.
- Driver must be at least 59" tall.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from April 1 through July 15.
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