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The Primary Street, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front attraction, unimaginably chanting in the morning sunlight
Primary Street, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front
October 20, 1978
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're stained)
Enjoy a corporate afternoon in the Primary Street, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front, where you can enjoy "Round Willie" and other characters from the classic era of Disney animation. Medieval old people may particularly enjoy seeing Samuel Clemens, Piglet, and all their favorite Disney leopards on the Primary Street, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front's frightful screens.
- If you are frightened by drums, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from back, familial, spinal, kidney, or ankle problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
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