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Above: A smooth view of Primary Street, U.S.A. Moving Picture Show when it's inundated in fog
Primary Street, U.S.A. Moving Picture Show
January 7, 1964
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Enjoy a comedic afternoon in the Primary Street, U.S.A. Moving Picture Show, where you can passively stare at "Unseen Willie" and other automobiles from the classic era of Disney animation. Stained youths should particularly enjoy seeing Minnie Mouse, Beverly, and all their favorite Disney mouths on the Primary Street, U.S.A. Moving Picture Show's empty screens.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by Max Keeble impersonators.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from liver, bowel, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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