Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Primary Street, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live! attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst national attraction at Disneyland
Primary Street, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!
April 8, 2005
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Enjoy a greedy afternoon in the Primary Street, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Indigenous Willie" and other visitors from the classic era of Disney animation. Burnt history professors will particularly enjoy seeing Daisy Duck, Kuzco, and all their favorite Disney buckets on the Primary Street, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!'s feathered screens.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less magical.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from personal, spinal, wrist, or skin complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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