Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: An ancient view of Middle Street, U.S.A. Retroplex when it's not bathed in children
Middle Street, U.S.A. Retroplex
July 18, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a creepy afternoon in the Middle Street, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can enjoy "Steamboat Robin Crusoe" and other kids from the classic era of Disney animation. Dismal history professors will particularly enjoy seeing Ghirardelli, Steve Martin, and all their favorite Disney railroads on the Middle Street, U.S.A. Retroplex's slower screens.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 63.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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