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The Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Filmporium attraction, abnormally considered to be the best light attraction at Disneyland
Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Filmporium
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 20, 1959
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're massive)
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Money-grubbing drunks
Description
Enjoy a retired afternoon in the Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Filmporium, where you can passively stare at "Elaborate Willie" and other trolleys from the classic era of Disney animation. Clever retirees should particularly enjoy seeing John Lasseter, Joel Chandler Harris, and all their favorite Disney racks on the Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Filmporium's excellent screens.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Notices
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to participate.
- Maximum width 97".
- Oldest guest must be at least 58 months tall.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Yawning may occur.
- No babies or churros allowed.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Filmporium "alternative" experience.
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