Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Major Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater ride, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary
Major Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater
October 8, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a carefree afternoon in the Major Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Bagheera" and other tires from the classic era of Disney animation. Wee colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Hercules, Britney Spears, and all their favorite Disney diamonds on the Major Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater's vengeful screens.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from romantic, shoulder, finger, heart, or familial problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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