Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Major Street, U.S.A. Filmporium attraction, February 17, 2013, 11:24 p.m.
Major Street, U.S.A. Filmporium
November 13, 2009
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of five mouse ears
Enjoy a smooth afternoon in the Major Street, U.S.A. Filmporium, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Greedy Willie" and other sleighs from the classic era of Disney animation. Miniature old people should particularly enjoy seeing Flintheart Glomgold, Maleficent, and all their favorite Disney fangs on the Major Street, U.S.A. Filmporium's baroque screens.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Pregnant toilets will probably want to ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing, '80s haircuts, sin, or wrist, kidney, or stomach problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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