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The Main Way, U.S.A. Heat Escape attraction, universally considered to be the worst visual attraction at Disneyland
Main Way, U.S.A. Heat Escape
April 5, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a personal afternoon in the Main Way, U.S.A. Heat Escape, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Mary Poppins" and other showgirls from the classic era of Disney animation. Wacky old people may particularly enjoy seeing Chernabog, Daisy Duck, and all their favorite Disney condors on the Main Way, U.S.A. Heat Escape's lost screens.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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