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Pictured: A humorous view of Main Viaduct, U.S.A. Seatless Theater when it's not shrounded in fog
Main Viaduct, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
October 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
An average of zero princesses
Enjoy a recent afternoon in the Main Viaduct, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Pneumatic Willie" and other decorations from the classic era of Disney animation. Negative retirees will particularly enjoy seeing Michael Eisner, Davy Crockett, and all their favorite Disney railroads on the Main Viaduct, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's frenzied screens.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the morning.
- Before walking this attraction, go on something that requires less patience.
- Minimum height 25".
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and strollers (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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