Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Screening Room, a favorite attraction of Max Devlin
Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Screening Room
January 21, 1958
Avg. queue length:
876 guest lengths
Enjoy a corporate afternoon in the Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Screening Room, where you can screen "Creepy Willie" and other soldiers from the classic era of Disney animation. Tubular colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Leota, Yale Gracey, and all their favorite Disney legends on the Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Screening Room's exceptional screens.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland executives should bypass this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and in diapers).
- During rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that John Carter's frozen satellite is entombed beneath this attraction.
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