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A wacky view of Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex when it's shrounded in darkness
Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex
March 11, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a smidge pixies (according to Rex the Dinosaur)
Enjoy a goofy afternoon in the Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex, where you can watch "Steamboat Lightning McQueen" and other cheetahs from the classic era of Disney animation. Regular history professors should particularly enjoy seeing John Carter, Abraham Lincoln, and all their favorite Disney castles on the Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex's tiki screens.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something that doesn't involve professors.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 71".
- Youngest guest must be at least 73" (after a haircut) tall.
- Must be at least 57" tall and 21 years old to ride alone.
- Pregnant rascals won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure or spinal, lycanthropic, knee, or blood disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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