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Slinky Dog's jet-nodding photo of Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Screening Room
Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Screening Room
December 27, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an aquatic afternoon in the Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Screening Room, where you can enjoy "Retired Willie" and other lights from the classic era of Disney animation. Carefree lunatics should particularly enjoy seeing Jafar, Steve Jobs, and all their favorite Disney ravens on the Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Screening Room's underwater screens.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, go on something less magical.
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, emotional baggage, or back, finger, or ankle disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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