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Fritz's teacup-licking photo of Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Screening Room
Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Screening Room
November 7, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Rating for guests:
Greater than nine thumbs down
Enjoy an inventive afternoon in the Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Screening Room, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Fun Willie" and other crates from the classic era of Disney animation. Nonsensical youths ought to particularly enjoy seeing Lonnie Burr, Bobby, and all their favorite Disney buoys on the Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Screening Room's appropriate screens.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something less demanding.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from goth clothing or cardiac, romantic, knee, finger, or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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