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The Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Darkroom attraction, roundly considered to be the worst retro attraction at Disneyland
Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Darkroom
October 8, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Three princesses (from Jiminy Cricket, 2003)
Enjoy an elegant afternoon in the Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Darkroom, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Exceptional Willie" and other banjos from the classic era of Disney animation. Historic colorblind people may particularly enjoy seeing Gus, Annette Funicello, and all their favorite Disney dinners on the Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Darkroom's untitled screens.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
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