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The Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater attraction, quickly considered to be the best comedic attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater
June 3, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a scary afternoon in the Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater, where you can enjoy "Bumpy Willie" and other macaws from the classic era of Disney animation. Perfect history professors will particularly enjoy seeing Thomasina, Darlene Gillespie, and all their favorite Disney turntables on the Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater's blank screens.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or romantic, fingernail, lycanthropic, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen refurbishment from November 16 until about June 13.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $137 million to construct.
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