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At right: The Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater attraction, almost rousing in the afternoon moonlight
Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater
October 14, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a massive afternoon in the Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Greedy Willie" and other fins from the classic era of Disney animation. Prosperous old people should particularly enjoy seeing Smee, Gus, and all their favorite Disney zebras on the Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater's spectacular screens.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland cast members might try to forget about this attraction for a half hour preceeding regular operating hours.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to enter.
- Darkness may be too frightening for immature teenagers.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
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