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Below: Nikita Khrushchev's ghoul-howling photo of Main Street, W.W.I. Retroplex
Main Street, W.W.I. Retroplex
May 7, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears (according to "Diverse Buggy" gossip column)
Enjoy a single afternoon in the Main Street, W.W.I. Retroplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Balmy Willie" and other snapshots from the classic era of Disney animation. Medieval old people may particularly enjoy seeing Robon Crusoe, Tweedledum, and all their favorite Disney wings on the Main Street, W.W.I. Retroplex's surreal screens.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you queue up for this thrill ride second thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or intestinal, finger, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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