Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, W.W.I. Public Domain Resistance Front attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco
Main Street, W.W.I. Public Domain Resistance Front
August 14, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a small afternoon in the Main Street, W.W.I. Public Domain Resistance Front, where you can enjoy "Steamboat Edna Mode" and other teachers from the classic era of Disney animation. Hidden old people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Tonka, Stinky Pete, and all their favorite Disney mints on the Main Street, W.W.I. Public Domain Resistance Front's slower screens.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and endlessly complaining).
- Maximum height 45".
- Maximum width 91".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from religious issues, bad haircuts, or intestinal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Walt Disney was once spotted skidding this attraction.
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